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jon, can you? ♪ ♪ ♪ i wre ♪ r sa in ♪ ( in harmony ) ♪ then jesus came like a stranger in the night ♪ praise the lord i saw the light ♪ i saw the light i saw the light ♪ no more darkness no more night ♪ now i'm so happy no sorrow in sight ♪ praise the lord i saw the light >> stephen: everybody! ♪ i saw the light i saw the light ♪ no more darkness no more night ♪ now i'm so happy ♪ praise the lord i saw the light ♪ praise the lord i saw... the light ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: "i saw the light" is in theaters now. tom hiddleston everybody! we'll be right back. ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) now a bull rider jumping a bulfrom a planeold. ...while eating a crispety, crunchety butterfinger bar... ...even when his mother tells him not to... you'll spoil your dinner! ...now that's bolder than bolder than bolder than bold! crispety, crunchety,
jon, can you? ♪ ♪ ♪ i wre ♪ r sa in ♪ ( in harmony ) ♪ then jesus came like a stranger in the night ♪ praise the lord i saw the light ♪ i saw the light i saw the light ♪ no more darkness no more night ♪ now i'm so happy no sorrow in sight ♪ praise the lord i saw the light >> stephen: everybody! ♪ i saw the light i saw the light ♪ no more darkness no more night ♪ now i'm so happy ♪ praise the lord i saw the light ♪ praise the lord i saw... the light ♪ (...
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we're with jon gosselin. what he thinks of kate and their children back on tv. >> they're just kids. ?? >>'s she insane. >>> jamie foxx is one of many stars walking the runway at the be beautiful, be yourself fashion show benefiting the >>> which daughter of two box office superstars is about to shake up the oh, so popular "empire"? we've got all of the details. check out the dress that emma stone said she couldn't resist to wear on her red carpet. >> this is so stunning. is this armani? >> i saw this at the couture prive store and i died for this. >> our carly steel nailing emma's couture fashion on the carpet at the amifest premiere of "la la land" in l.a. the film follows the story of a jazz pianist and aspiring actress and it's getting oscar buzz. >> how is bringing ryan gosling's worst audition experience to life? >> it was wonderful. i hesi t it was a brutal experience, and it was nice to know that he had been through something and maybe it could be productive in some way. >> up next, the rolling stones
we're with jon gosselin. what he thinks of kate and their children back on tv. >> they're just kids. ?? >>'s she insane. >>> jamie foxx is one of many stars walking the runway at the be beautiful, be yourself fashion show benefiting the >>> which daughter of two box office superstars is about to shake up the oh, so popular "empire"? we've got all of the details. check out the dress that emma stone said she couldn't resist to wear on her red carpet....
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( cheers and applause ) jon-- >> jon: yes! >> stephen: --jon, you know what's got me excited is that we have the book here. >> jon: uh-huh. >> stephen: we have a gentleman who brought a copy of the book with him, "stephen colbert's midnight confessions." and i'd like to tell that man right there, you and everybody watching that i'm proud to say the "midnight confessions," we just found out, is now a "new york times" number one best seller. ( cheers and applause ) that's it. >> jon: there we are. >> stephen: there it is, man. you put it out. you put it out there. somebody's going to put it in there, and we did it. and i just have one quick confession: that is not true. i have no idea how many people have bought it, but i hope a lot of people do, because it's a good book. it's a good book. >> jon: yeah, it's a good book! >> stephen: and it was a good feeling when i said we did that and that's the world i want to live in, okay. >> jon: yeah, yeah. >> stephen: i do have one other confession here, is that i also have an ice
( cheers and applause ) jon-- >> jon: yes! >> stephen: --jon, you know what's got me excited is that we have the book here. >> jon: uh-huh. >> stephen: we have a gentleman who brought a copy of the book with him, "stephen colbert's midnight confessions." and i'd like to tell that man right there, you and everybody watching that i'm proud to say the "midnight confessions," we just found out, is now a "new york times" number one best seller. (...
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give it up for jon batiste and stay human, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) happy friday, jon. >> jon: happy, friday! happy friday, stephen gr do you have any plans for this weekend? >> jon: well, you know, i'm >> stephen: oh, you're going to go back to the mother. >> jon: i gotta get home, you know, man. i gotta get home every now and then. >> stephen: you have to get your feet back in that mud. >> jon: yes, indeed is there i do the same thing, go back to south carolina. >> jon: what kind of food do you like to eat when you get down there? >> stephen: the kind they have. >> jon: what kind do they have? >> >> stephen: a lot of shrimp, a lot of crab, a lot of rice. >> jon: i was going to say, >> stephen: that's nice. it's going to be a great weekend, obviously. but i can't wait for the weekend to be over, already, because our guest on monday year, very excited, mr. tom hanks. >> jon: "forrest gump" one of my favorites. >> stephen: always fun. it's been such a beautiful fall here in new york city-- sunny, warm, real indian summer-- in that our climate is now the same as india's. ( laugh
give it up for jon batiste and stay human, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) happy friday, jon. >> jon: happy, friday! happy friday, stephen gr do you have any plans for this weekend? >> jon: well, you know, i'm >> stephen: oh, you're going to go back to the mother. >> jon: i gotta get home, you know, man. i gotta get home every now and then. >> stephen: you have to get your feet back in that mud. >> jon: yes, indeed is there i do the same thing, go back to...
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(cheers and applause). >> stephen: merry christmas. >> jon: merry christmas. >> jon: merree christmas. hope you have a very happy one. >> jon: you too. >> stephen: well, folks, a lot of people love doing this over the holidays, especially when the family is around, they get together and go out to the movies. i love the i love going to the movie theater itself. because it is one of the only two places when they don't judge me when i ask for a squirt of butter flavor. and when it comes to deciding which movies to see, well, there is only one film reviewer i trust, gil peaches and his youtube channel not at the movies with gil peaches. (laughter). >> stephen: hello, i'm gil peaches. welcome to not at the movies with me, gil peaches. hello. i'm gil peaches. here are the movies i saw this week." fantastic beasts and where to find them ." what a cinematic experience. this movie could easily been called very fantastic beasts and where i found them, in this movie, it's that good it was like harry potter except with all of my m characters. but jk rowling still has some kinks to work out. for i
(cheers and applause). >> stephen: merry christmas. >> jon: merry christmas. >> jon: merree christmas. hope you have a very happy one. >> jon: you too. >> stephen: well, folks, a lot of people love doing this over the holidays, especially when the family is around, they get together and go out to the movies. i love the i love going to the movie theater itself. because it is one of the only two places when they don't judge me when i ask for a squirt of butter...
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color="#ffff00">>> jon: stephen, i'm sorry. i didn't mean to disrespect you like that. sorry. >> stephen: thanks, man, that's-- that's all i ever really wanted to hear. okay, i'm back in the band. >> jon: awesome. >> stephen: joe
>> jon: stephen, i'm sorry. i didn't mean to disrespect you like that. sorry. >> stephen: thanks, man, that's-- that's all i ever really wanted to hear. okay, i'm back in the band. >> jon: awesome. >> stephen: joe
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jon lapook has the story. in another brain breakthrough, a woman runs a robot arm with nothing but her thoughts. >> we were all breathless. you know, no one was moving, no one was doing anything. >> pelley: george zimmerman says trayvon martin spoke to him in the moment before he died. mark strassmann reports. and an overdue honor for an american hero. david martin with a story that was almost lost to history. >> what he did that day is almost indescribable. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley. >> pelley: good evening. we're beginning tonight with two important stories involving the brain. first, a study out today that may affect hundreds of thousands of american troops. in recent years, more than 200,000 of them have been diagnosed with traumatic brain injuries, including concussions. the question for researchers is whether these troops suffer the same long-term effects that are turning up among some football players. dr. jon lapook reports we may now have an answer. >
jon lapook has the story. in another brain breakthrough, a woman runs a robot arm with nothing but her thoughts. >> we were all breathless. you know, no one was moving, no one was doing anything. >> pelley: george zimmerman says trayvon martin spoke to him in the moment before he died. mark strassmann reports. and an overdue honor for an american hero. david martin with a story that was almost lost to history. >> what he did that day is almost indescribable. captioning...
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what you were telling me before is that jon had never done anything with art before. look at what the program did for him and brought out in him. >> that's right. we introduced him to the art therapy and it's created and the other veterans are following his lead. >> and besides turkeys for the troops, you want to tell us more about the money staying in the area? >> correct. we service 300,000 active military and 150,000 that go through the local airports, very, very busy and flown through military selections, and we have also a mobile uso. all the donations going on today, trying to hit a bar of 150,000, and it doesn't just take care of the military members on thanksgiving but throughout the year. >> you had very special people calling up and making donations. >> we had two 92-year-old vets, one from d.c. and one from maryland. we appreciate them very much. >> that's amazing. veterans helping veterans. we want to issue a special challenge or ul area and local local corporations, i want to challenge you -- giving my credit card here -- to give $1,000 to help raise the
what you were telling me before is that jon had never done anything with art before. look at what the program did for him and brought out in him. >> that's right. we introduced him to the art therapy and it's created and the other veterans are following his lead. >> and besides turkeys for the troops, you want to tell us more about the money staying in the area? >> correct. we service 300,000 active military and 150,000 that go through the local airports, very, very busy and...
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he's playing music. >> jon: oh, oh! >> stephen: are you going to sit there and take that from charles barkley. >> i'm ready, i'm ready. >> yeah, yeah, okay. first of all-- . >> stephen: should we are have a contest. >> no, no. >> stephen: want to see who has the better vertical. >> i saw y'all run around and do your little thing. >> stephen: yeah. >> and then i saw you sit down and it took you like three minutes to catch your breathe. i saw that. he was huffing app puffing. you sit there and you are like-- it remind me of shaq when he runs to the board. he can't breathe. >> stephen: i want to hear more of this. break. we'll be right back with charles barkley. stick around. driven to award shows, parties and across so many silver screens. we have seen the glory come, go, and come again. but a cadillac is no trophy. no museum piece. ♪ this is our future... and it will inspire every car that follows. ♪ intermission is over. this is how we drive the world forward. ♪ ♪ ♪ tired of paying hundreds more a year in taxe
he's playing music. >> jon: oh, oh! >> stephen: are you going to sit there and take that from charles barkley. >> i'm ready, i'm ready. >> yeah, yeah, okay. first of all-- . >> stephen: should we are have a contest. >> no, no. >> stephen: want to see who has the better vertical. >> i saw y'all run around and do your little thing. >> stephen: yeah. >> and then i saw you sit down and it took you like three minutes to catch your breathe....
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jon lapook responded with many other physicians to the emergency. you'll hear his story next. those little things still get you. for you, life's about her. but your erectile dysfunction - that could be a question of blood flow. cialis tadalafil for daily use helps you be ready anytime the moment's right. you can be more confident in your ability to be ready. and the same cialis is the only daily ed tablet approved to treat ed and symptoms of bph, like needing to go frequently or urgently. tell your doctor about all your medical conditions and medications, and ask if your heart is healthy enough for sexual activity. do not take cialis if you take nitrates for chest pain, as this may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure. do not drink alcohol in excess with cialis. side effects may include headache, upset stomach, delayed backache or muscle ache. to avoid long-term injury, seek immediate medical help for an erection lasting more than four hours. if you have any sudden decrease or loss in hearing or vision, or if you have any allergic reactions such as rash, hives, swelling of t
jon lapook responded with many other physicians to the emergency. you'll hear his story next. those little things still get you. for you, life's about her. but your erectile dysfunction - that could be a question of blood flow. cialis tadalafil for daily use helps you be ready anytime the moment's right. you can be more confident in your ability to be ready. and the same cialis is the only daily ed tablet approved to treat ed and symptoms of bph, like needing to go frequently or urgently. tell...
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jon stewart. featuring jon batiste and "stay human." ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey! good to see ya! ( cheers and applause ) have a seat! thank you so much! oh! ladies and gentlemen, welcome! ( cheering ) welcome to the "late show." welcome to the "late show." i'm "la la land"-- i'm sorry, i read that wrong. i'm stephen colbert. ( laughter ) dear lordie. did you guys see that last night? did you watch that? ( cheers and applause ) did you see that last night? that was the craziest ending to the oscars since it turned out helen mirren was kaiser soze. ( laughter ) now, for those of you out there hours and 29 minutes of the ceremony, spoiler alert: "moonlight" won best picture. okay? ( cheers and applause ) beautiful, right? end of the show. >> jon: that's right. >> stephen: beautiful. but here's how warren beatty and faye dunaway announced the category. >> and the academy award... for best picture. >> you're impos
jon stewart. featuring jon batiste and "stay human." ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey! good to see ya! ( cheers and applause ) have a seat! thank you so much! oh! ladies and gentlemen, welcome! ( cheering ) welcome to the "late show." welcome to the "late show." i'm "la la land"-- i'm sorry, i read that wrong. i'm stephen colbert. ( laughter ) dear lordie. did you guys see...
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do you, jon? >> jon: i can't say they do. >> stephen: how many super bowl rings do you >> jon: i don't have any. >> stephen: that's why. brady clearly excitedly about the partnership releasing the following statement: okay, but here's the thing-- eating like tom brady isn't the part of his life that you fantasize about. ( laughter ) please, let me know when there's a subscription service that mails you a super model, championship rings and $24 million a year. ( cheers and applause ) if not, if not, i might just stick to watching football and drinking my way to nacho cheese. ( laughter ) here's a great story out of deliver bliffia. any bliffians here. >> audience: yeah! >> stephen: you're going to love this story. that one guy is going to love this story here. we always have one every night, one bolivian every night. here's a great story out of bolivia, where a franciscan monastery recently adopted a stray dog and named him friar bigoton, literally translates to "friar moustache." that's the cutest
do you, jon? >> jon: i can't say they do. >> stephen: how many super bowl rings do you >> jon: i don't have any. >> stephen: that's why. brady clearly excitedly about the partnership releasing the following statement: okay, but here's the thing-- eating like tom brady isn't the part of his life that you fantasize about. ( laughter ) please, let me know when there's a subscription service that mails you a super model, championship rings and $24 million a year. ( cheers...
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go catch with your friends somewhere else. >> stephen: jon, jon it's me! it's stephen. >> bubbe. >> stephen: how are you? >> i was just having a little chai kambucha come on in! we'll have some jerky, i'm making it myself! >> stephen: no, jon, jon listen. i know that you and your beard are very busy these days. but i'm here to tell you that it's the republican national convention this week. >> oh, well, i think they had one of those four years ago! >> stephen: no, they're doing another one jon. listen, you will not believe who the nominee is. >> the old jon stewart talked about politics and things like that. me, i'm not, i don't-- jeb bush will be a great nominee. everything will be fine. >> stephen: jon, it's not jeb. jon, it's not jeb. i'm going to tell you who the candidate is. little parched, if i may please. >> stephen: oh, you want to take a little-- >> just enough to wet the whistle before you tell me nominee. so before you say the name, if you don't mind, i wouldn't mind bringing liquid-- >> stephen: because you presently don't know who it is. are
go catch with your friends somewhere else. >> stephen: jon, jon it's me! it's stephen. >> bubbe. >> stephen: how are you? >> i was just having a little chai kambucha come on in! we'll have some jerky, i'm making it myself! >> stephen: no, jon, jon listen. i know that you and your beard are very busy these days. but i'm here to tell you that it's the republican national convention this week. >> oh, well, i think they had one of those four years ago! >>...
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wow. >> jon: hey! >> stephen: ladies and gentlemen, as you may or may not know, i am a roman catholic which means the guilty lee baked right in. ( laughter ) but i don't get to church as often as i like, and i really miss my favorite catholic tradition: confession. so if you don't mind, i'd like to confess to you, my audience. you won't tell anybody, right? >> audience: of course not! >> stephen: great. this is stephen colbert's "midnight confessions!" ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ( laughter ) >> stephen: standard disclaimer: i don't know if these are technically sins, but i do feel bad about them. okay, wait right there. ( laughter ) ( soft organ music ) forgive me, audience: as a catholic, i believe that jesus is always by my side. i also believe that this entitles me to use the carpool lane. my doctor tells me to limit my alcohol intake to one glass of wine a day. but last time i checked, bottles are made of glass. ( cheers and applause ) last week, i won $500 at a "stephen colbert" look-alike contes
wow. >> jon: hey! >> stephen: ladies and gentlemen, as you may or may not know, i am a roman catholic which means the guilty lee baked right in. ( laughter ) but i don't get to church as often as i like, and i really miss my favorite catholic tradition: confession. so if you don't mind, i'd like to confess to you, my audience. you won't tell anybody, right? >> audience: of course not! >> stephen: great. this is stephen colbert's "midnight confessions!" ♪ (...
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comedy. >> jon: jazz. >> stephen: tinkle, tinkle. one of the reasons i'm very excited we've got coming up, our old friend tom brokaw will be out here. ( applause ) tom and i vehicle friends for years. it's an honor to know him. it's amazing i got to know this guy. he's on another network they cannot name that has got the olympics and i am looking forward to talking to him about those games because i am pumped they are less than two months away or never. because just yesterday, rio's acting governor warned the olympics could be a "big failure," which is actually an improvement, because until yesterday, it looked like a massive catastrophe. the olympics are in real trouble. many of the venues are still unfinished, possibly because more than $10 billion in construction contracts went to just five firms, all of which are currently under investigation for price fixing and kickbacks. that has already led to top executives being jailed or charged. though on the plu
comedy. >> jon: jazz. >> stephen: tinkle, tinkle. one of the reasons i'm very excited we've got coming up, our old friend tom brokaw will be out here. ( applause ) tom and i vehicle friends for years. it's an honor to know him. it's amazing i got to know this guy. he's on another network they cannot name that has got the olympics and i am looking forward to talking to him about those games because i am pumped they are less than two months away or never. because just yesterday, rio's...
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>> jon: yes, indeed. >> stephen: love these people. >> jon: yeah! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: now, john, we've talked about this before, people are always coming up to me and saying, you're kind of like my tv dad, they say. >> jon: yeah, mm-hmm. >> stephen: it kind of makes sense because, like a lot of dads, my idea of parenting is having you watch tv. laugh whraf and as your tv dad, i know i haven't been around much as i should lately. but i want you to know i care about you, so dad's calling a family meeting! ( cheers and applause ) hey, champ. let's take a load off. chew the fat. shoot the number two. i can tell you've been feeling anxious lately, and it's times like these that you really need a dad... to tell you tta your mom. so joining us, is someone who isn't your mom, but is really good at playing them. leslie mann. leslie, come on out here! good to see you. how are you? good to see you. come sit down. ( cheers and applause ) okay? all right. >> hi, sweetheart. hi. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: i'm sorry. i interrupted you. go
>> jon: yes, indeed. >> stephen: love these people. >> jon: yeah! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: now, john, we've talked about this before, people are always coming up to me and saying, you're kind of like my tv dad, they say. >> jon: yeah, mm-hmm. >> stephen: it kind of makes sense because, like a lot of dads, my idea of parenting is having you watch tv. laugh whraf and as your tv dad, i know i haven't been around much as i should lately. but i want you...
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batiste and stay human right over there. ( cheers and applause ) jon, jon, jon. man alive. jon, i am very ex in a minute we're going to have christoph waltz out here. ( cheers and applause ) we're going to have chris o'dowd is here. and also, at the end of the show, i'm excited and kind of scared, because we've got a guy named sean evans on the show from-- from the show "hot ones," from first we feast. this is on youtube. you see this guy? he eats the hottest wings legally allowable by law. and i'm going to eat the wings tonight and he's going to interview me. i'm going to eept the wings. ask me if i like hot food. >> jon: do you like hot food? >> stephen: i do not. this is going to be exciting. this is going to be exciting. it is going toon a roller coaster in my elementary canal. information, where were we, right over here? now, despite all the troubling news today, august is traditionally the slowest news cycle of the year. and networks oft f stories. well, yesterday, one anchor for the bbc just could not fake interest. >> now you're watching bbc news. bear in
batiste and stay human right over there. ( cheers and applause ) jon, jon, jon. man alive. jon, i am very ex in a minute we're going to have christoph waltz out here. ( cheers and applause ) we're going to have chris o'dowd is here. and also, at the end of the show, i'm excited and kind of scared, because we've got a guy named sean evans on the show from-- from the show "hot ones," from first we feast. this is on youtube. you see this guy? he eats the hottest wings legally allowable...
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>> jon: stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs ( band playing intro music ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, welcome to "the late show"." thank you so much. thank you, tom. thank you sylvia, thomas, nicole, phil. this is nice. thank you so much. welcome to "the late show." out there, all around the world, mr. and mrs. america. folks, as i said, welcome to "the late show." i'm stephen colbert. i am the host of "the late show"." but i do not do this alone. say hello to jon batiste, everybody. they are the beating heart and the spirit of this show. what you folks at home, don't see, don't know, before every taping, before i come out here, jon batiste and stay human perform an amazing mitle miniconcert for the live crowd we have here at the ed sullivan theater. ( applause ) amazing. it's lively. what do you guys call it? >> jon: a love riot. >> stephen: it's i love riot. that's exactl
>> jon: stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs ( band playing intro music ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, welcome to "the late show"." thank you so much. thank you, tom. thank you sylvia, thomas, nicole, phil. this is nice. thank you so much. welcome to "the late show." out there, all around the world, mr. and mrs. america. folks, as i said, welcome to "the late show." i'm stephen colbert. i am the host of "the late...
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>>> jon versus kate gosselin. the new war over their kids. >> she doesn't like me at all. >> jon spilled the family secrets to "e.t." and now kate not holding back. why she sent one of her sons away and why their two oldest daughters want nothing to do with dad. >> we're kind of not talking right now. >>> then -- secrets behind britney's carpool karaoke with >>> and why "america's got talent" host nick cannon is now a college student. >>> and how you can get gorgeous locks like j. lo, charlize and chrissy teigen. how this woman went from being a nanny to giving hollywood stars show-stopping hairstyles. >>> now for august 24th, 2016, this is "entertainment tonight." hi, everybody thanks for joining us here in hollywood. kevin fraser is still taking care of business in new york today. hi there, kev. >> reality tv's most famous exes are at it again. it looks like jon and kate, plus kate. she's lashing him in a brand new expose and the timing is interesting because jon just fired a away at her when he sat down with us
>>> jon versus kate gosselin. the new war over their kids. >> she doesn't like me at all. >> jon spilled the family secrets to "e.t." and now kate not holding back. why she sent one of her sons away and why their two oldest daughters want nothing to do with dad. >> we're kind of not talking right now. >>> then -- secrets behind britney's carpool karaoke with >>> and why "america's got talent" host nick cannon is now a college...
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>> jon: no, it's cool. i'm used to it. >> stephen: you're an athlete from the wrist down. >> jon: actually, more than that, you know. >> stephen:le really, really? >> jon: i like-- you should see me on the basketball court. we should play basketball some time. >> jon: let's do that. >> stephen: hey, how about a basketball game, two on two, you and me against obama and biden? wouldn't that be fun? >> jon: wooo"n." >> stephen: want to make that happen? it's going to happen. it's going to happen. "what's up, mr. president. what's up, mr. vice president? are you scared?" i think i just got on a watch list or something like that. anyway, it was lovely to have you there. thanksgiving. as you know, i am a practicing catholic. unfortunately, i don't make it to church as often as i used to because i have this thing where i'm very sleepy in the morning. one of the things i miss-- i love the ritual. my favorite ritual is going to confession. so what i do every so often is cob fess my sins to you, the audience. you won
>> jon: no, it's cool. i'm used to it. >> stephen: you're an athlete from the wrist down. >> jon: actually, more than that, you know. >> stephen:le really, really? >> jon: i like-- you should see me on the basketball court. we should play basketball some time. >> jon: let's do that. >> stephen: hey, how about a basketball game, two on two, you and me against obama and biden? wouldn't that be fun? >> jon: wooo"n." >> stephen: want...
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>> jon: oh, yeah, i sure do, i have a system with the new jon batiste alarm clock. jim. hi, i'm jon batiste, and i know mornings are the worst. and you know why? alarm clocks. >> aaaah! dang alarms! >> jon: alarms are the worst. but now you can wake up to jon batiste way. >> hey, it's morning! yeah! yeah! good morning from me and my best friend the melodica. i've got options for every sleeper. ♪ cold blood hey, wake up! and light sleepers. ♪ cold-blooded wake up >> jon: and if you don't want to get out of bed, there's a snooze option. snooze activated. i get you want to finish your dream about the middle school dance. that's a good one. i'll let you rest for five minutes and then wake you up. what am i going to do for five minutes? oh, i know, i'm going to make me some breakfast. ( dishes clanging ) man, i'm out of eggs. oh, well. maybe i'll work on my new reggaeton song. ( air horn ) wo! down low, waking up with jon batiste today. and if you use a clock as an alarm clock, what's wrong with you? you can't make calls on
>> jon: oh, yeah, i sure do, i have a system with the new jon batiste alarm clock. jim. hi, i'm jon batiste, and i know mornings are the worst. and you know why? alarm clocks. >> aaaah! dang alarms! >> jon: alarms are the worst. but now you can wake up to jon batiste way. >> hey, it's morning! yeah! yeah! good morning from me and my best friend the melodica. i've got options for every sleeper. ♪ cold blood hey, wake up! and light sleepers. ♪ cold-blooded wake up...
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and musical guest sampha, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." now at the ed sullivan theater in new york city, colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> stephen: hey! hey, everybody! ♪ ( cheers and applause ) whoo! jon batiste and "stay human," everybody! ( cheers and applause ) hey! welcome to "the late show"! thank you so much! please, welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm stephen colbert. happy to be here. please have a seat. hey, did you all see the big trump speech last night? i haven't seen that many angry white people since they cancelled a coldplay concert. the last 24 hours of donald trump has been an emotional roller coaster. you must be this crazy to ride. for an ally. >> there are many improvements that could be made that would make both mexico and the united states stronger and keep industry in our hemisphere. >> stephen: that's not softening. trump has always called for a wall between the hemispheres -- and he will make the oceans pay for it. but as soon as he got back on u.s. soil, he was back to trump classic. a quick warnin
and musical guest sampha, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." now at the ed sullivan theater in new york city, colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> stephen: hey! hey, everybody! ♪ ( cheers and applause ) whoo! jon batiste and "stay human," everybody! ( cheers and applause ) hey! welcome to "the late show"! thank you so much! please, welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm stephen colbert. happy to be here. please have a seat. hey, did...
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featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thanks, everybody! hey, jon. good to see you. thanks, everybody. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. it is friday. happy weekend, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) thank you. sometimes people need reminding that it's friday. >> jon: right. >> stephen: they go, "is this thursday or is this friday?" you go, "it's friday," and suddenly they're very excited. it's friday, everybody. thank you for being here. that's obvious. that's obvious. you're welcome, by the way. this being friday, tomorrow brings us to the end of drumple's first 100 days in office. after this-- after this, we cannot bring him back to the store without a receipt. slightly damaged goods. ( laughter ) maybe the president hasn't gotten a lot done in his first 100 days, but you know who has? america. all right. congratulations. all right. ( applause ) you did it, all right. <
featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thanks, everybody! hey, jon. good to see you. thanks, everybody. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. it is friday. happy weekend, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) thank you. sometimes people need reminding that it's friday. >> jon: right. >> stephen: they go, "is this thursday or is this...
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>> here you go, jon. >> jon: lesson 5. pelicans. pelicans are a genus of large birds known for their characteristic long beak and large throat pouch. and louisiana loves pelicans so much that this is their flag. but here's what it originally looked like. ( laughter ) lesson six: old orleans. never go to old orleans! it's a cursed, desolate place! crops don't grow here, it's always night. ( screaming ) ( crashing sounds ) >> jon: well, that's just about everything you need to know about new orleans. oh, except one very important thing. around here you can get the death penalty for the everyday act of-- >> yo jon! are you still making this video!? that's crazy. >> jon: yeah, we're working it out. >> anyway, my wife just had a bunch of babies. you want to come see? >> jon: yeaaaaaaah! let's go boys! ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you, jon! we'll be r we are the tv doctors of america, and we may not know much about medicine, but we know a lot about drama. we also know that you can avoid drama nd take control of your healt
>> here you go, jon. >> jon: lesson 5. pelicans. pelicans are a genus of large birds known for their characteristic long beak and large throat pouch. and louisiana loves pelicans so much that this is their flag. but here's what it originally looked like. ( laughter ) lesson six: old orleans. never go to old orleans! it's a cursed, desolate place! crops don't grow here, it's always night. ( screaming ) ( crashing sounds ) >> jon: well, that's just about everything you need to...
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(cheers and applause) jon, what year were you >> jon: i'm born in 1986. >> stephen: you weren't even born when that song came out. you know what album that is from? >> jon: is it hotter than july. >> stephen: exactly right. i thought i could tv stump you but i could not. >> jon: no, no, no. >> stephen: i apologize for even attempting. it's not only martin luther king day stvment also obama's last week in office. and of course-- obama is determined to protect his entire legacy. and republicans are just as determined to make sure his entire legacy was that time he wore mom jeans. (laughter) they are going to get rid of everything he's done starting with the affordable care act. which they have already voted to kill more than 60 times. you know the old saying f at first you don't succeed, tie try try try, try, try, try try try try, try, try, try, try try try try try, try, try, try, try try try try, try, try, try, try try try, try, try, try try try try, try try try try again. and this time-- is that right? is that right. >> jon: that was right. >> stephen: let me do my math. now this tim
(cheers and applause) jon, what year were you >> jon: i'm born in 1986. >> stephen: you weren't even born when that song came out. you know what album that is from? >> jon: is it hotter than july. >> stephen: exactly right. i thought i could tv stump you but i could not. >> jon: no, no, no. >> stephen: i apologize for even attempting. it's not only martin luther king day stvment also obama's last week in office. and of course-- obama is determined to protect...
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>> jon, of course, we do. that's jazz. >> stephen: wow, i wish i understood jazz. >> jon: well, now you can. >> stephen: what? are you telling me that you have a new video explaining jazz in 10 easy steps. >> jon: no! just eight. jim. hello again, students. i'm jon batiste, and this is piano i-oh,-fun, lesson is three, how to jazz. today we learn with the musical john raw called jazz. buildses magic eye. look, it's a piano, just like all the other ones. lesson one: instruments. there are several basic instruments used to play jazz. for example, the saxophone, which sounds like this... ♪ ♪ or the trumpet, which sounds like this... ♪ ♪ electric guitar ♪ ♪ and, of course, vokals. >> lesson, too, rhythm. rhythm is the backbone of any jazz combo, which means it's as important as the backbone of your own body, unless you're a jelly fish. and i hope you're not because i've had it up to here with those weirdozes, box jellyfish, moon jellyfish. doesn't matter. they're all terrible. man, jellyfish suck. ( la
>> jon, of course, we do. that's jazz. >> stephen: wow, i wish i understood jazz. >> jon: well, now you can. >> stephen: what? are you telling me that you have a new video explaining jazz in 10 easy steps. >> jon: no! just eight. jim. hello again, students. i'm jon batiste, and this is piano i-oh,-fun, lesson is three, how to jazz. today we learn with the musical john raw called jazz. buildses magic eye. look, it's a piano, just like all the other ones. lesson one:...
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they are dropping jon. tlc network announced that will be the new title of the show and the executive says the focus will shift toward kate's 0 role as a single mom. jon will be involved as you can expect but he will be seen less often. they are continuing with divorce proceedings. >> do you ever watch it? >> no. don't watch it and don't know anyone who do. >> i have girlfriends that do and it does -- they did see an increase in 300,000 viewers over last season. >> it is a ratings ploy. >> they are even saying in 2010 -- >> this will be on in 2010. >> not necessarily this show but kate thereby the spotlight doing some things she wants to do and she's come out and said she was interested in hosting her own talk show and she has done her rounds on the network and the view. >> maybe she will have a boyfriend to complicate things. >> maybe jon will get his own show and have a girlfriend. >> he has a clothing
they are dropping jon. tlc network announced that will be the new title of the show and the executive says the focus will shift toward kate's 0 role as a single mom. jon will be involved as you can expect but he will be seen less often. they are continuing with divorce proceedings. >> do you ever watch it? >> no. don't watch it and don't know anyone who do. >> i have girlfriends that do and it does -- they did see an increase in 300,000 viewers over last season. >> it is...
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surveying his domain. >> jon bon jovi: this is my hometown stadium. i'm so crazy about this building. >> kroft: and with good reason. in this day and age, there are only a handful of groups that can fill a football stadium, and bon jovi has done it here eight times. >> bon jovi: when i'm just driving down route 3 six months from now, i'll drive by it and say, "hello, baby. hello, mama. i'll see you soon." >> kroft: a half an hour later, he is on the ground and in the dressing room, chugging little bottles of ginseng as the rest of the band goes through its pre-concert routine. what are you doing right now? >> tico: getting my muscles warmed up. >> kroft: after a few pictures with his fans, more than 50,000 people will get what they have been waiting for. >> bon jovi: ♪ it's my life it's now or never ♪ and i ain't gonna live forever... >> kroft: it was the beginning of another good run in a very long career that has been full of them. his tenth album, "lost highway," was number one on the billboard charts, and he was just beginning another 14-month
surveying his domain. >> jon bon jovi: this is my hometown stadium. i'm so crazy about this building. >> kroft: and with good reason. in this day and age, there are only a handful of groups that can fill a football stadium, and bon jovi has done it here eight times. >> bon jovi: when i'm just driving down route 3 six months from now, i'll drive by it and say, "hello, baby. hello, mama. i'll see you soon." >> kroft: a half an hour later, he is on the ground and...
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macy colin quinn and musical guest drive- featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: wooo! >> stephen: hey! welcome to" late show." i'm stephen colbert. well, ladies and gentlemen, happy friday, we made it. safe. hope you all have fun plans for any plans? >> jon: yes, indeed, i'm going to go home and nap. >> stephen: oh, yeah. that sounds good. my plans-- i'm going to spend the whole weekend in my closet banging on the back wall to try to find the way to narnia. if that fails, i know there's a bottle of bourbon in there. >> jon: probably so, you're right. >> stephen: narnia or bust. all week, all week, pundits and politicians have been asking themselves, "how did we get here?" what is the moral g.p.s. that led us to this cliff? highway did trump win? was this the revenge of the white, working class voters? was hillary clinton complacent on the campaign trail. did we anger the volcano god? i said we should have thrown taylor swift in there. wou
macy colin quinn and musical guest drive- featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: wooo! >> stephen: hey! welcome to" late show." i'm stephen colbert. well, ladies and gentlemen, happy friday, we made it. safe. hope you all have fun plans for any plans? >> jon: yes, indeed, i'm going to go home and nap. >> stephen: oh, yeah. that sounds...
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jon lapook, jon, thanks so much. if you'd like more information on the story you can go to our partner in health news, webmd.com and search "infant drug labels." coming up next, can the short's true lies, the sequel. >> couric: arnold schwarzenegger admitted fathering a child out of wedlock while married to maria shriver and policied to her and their family. but the story doesn't end there. here's ben tracy. >> reporter: this picture, taken in 2000, shows arnold schwarzenegger, an unknown child, and the woman he is believed to have fathered a child with more than a decade ago. mildred patricia baena was the housekeeper at the mansion of the former governor shared with maria shriver. she worked for the couple for 20 years. she and her teenaged son now live in this four-bedroom home in a middle-class neighborhood. >> just a really, really nice kid. a kid you want to have, you know. my husband has taught school, high school for over 35 years and there are not too many kids like this. >> reporter: the child was reportedl
jon lapook, jon, thanks so much. if you'd like more information on the story you can go to our partner in health news, webmd.com and search "infant drug labels." coming up next, can the short's true lies, the sequel. >> couric: arnold schwarzenegger admitted fathering a child out of wedlock while married to maria shriver and policied to her and their family. but the story doesn't end there. here's ben tracy. >> reporter: this picture, taken in 2000, shows arnold...
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jon batiste and stay human. hey, jon! what's going on, y'all? jon, i can't help but notice sitting right behind you, you have a special guest joining you tonight. please tell me who you have the honor of sitting with you tonight. >> jon: nors legend, dr. john. >> stephen: doctor, thank you for being here. both you and dr. john are playing at the new orleans jazz and heritage festival. is this this weekend? >> >> jon: yes, this weekend. >> stephen: dr. john, thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> stephen: now, i consider myself a religious man, but i respect people of all creeds, beliefs, and colorful hats. so it's time for yet another edition of "stephen colbert gets all up in your faith!" ( cheers and applause ) tonight, i get all up in a hot new denomination: cowboy church! which consists of riding demonstrations, vaulting, and a scripture lesson from a cowboy perspective. from a cowboy perspective, instead of wine, jesus turns water into sarsaparilla. the service will be hosted this saturday by a couple of horse ranchers in their barn. no
jon batiste and stay human. hey, jon! what's going on, y'all? jon, i can't help but notice sitting right behind you, you have a special guest joining you tonight. please tell me who you have the honor of sitting with you tonight. >> jon: nors legend, dr. john. >> stephen: doctor, thank you for being here. both you and dr. john are playing at the new orleans jazz and heritage festival. is this this weekend? >> >> jon: yes, this weekend. >> stephen: dr. john, thank...
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featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! for the evening and well, winter has finally come. everywhere i look, i see people just bundled up and shivering, and that is just in this theater. speaking of chilly, russia continues to make the news. there's another bombshell-- just found out today, another bombshell about russia hacking our election. senior intelligence officials now believe that vladimir putin was personally involved in our election hack. kind of flattering he wanted to do it himself, don't you think? you know, it's handcrafted-- it is an artisanal hack. >> jon: right, right. >> stephen: you know, he cared enough. word is, word is that putin himself gave the orders for when and how to release john podesta's hacked emails, and most sinister of all, he signed podesta up for linkedin. that's not right. ( laughter ) that's not right. well, at least one country out there has a hands-on leader. maybe putin can show trump t
featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! for the evening and well, winter has finally come. everywhere i look, i see people just bundled up and shivering, and that is just in this theater. speaking of chilly, russia continues to make the news. there's another bombshell-- just found out today, another bombshell about russia hacking our election. senior intelligence officials now believe that vladimir putin...
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i'm really focused, wrestling what jon has to say. i don't really pay attention, to be honest. >> kate confirmed to "gma" she's kept jon in the dark about the whereabouts of their 12-year-old son, colin. kate said colin is enrolled in a special program away from home. >> it was not really a choice, it was on the advice of his doctors, and it had to happen. >> colin may be living apart from the family, but he does appear in the new promo for the "kate plus eight" ri premieres tomorrow night. >> can i have the waffles! >> kate is vehemently denying an allegation she adduced colin, a when we spoke to him. >> i've gone to the d.a.'s office because kate was investigated for abuse. >> on the way to the hospital in the ambulance, colin tells paramedics that his mother abused him. >> i guess the cops were trying to see if, like, there was a history. i haven't seen my son in three years. >> i'm in the public eye. i've been investigated many times. they're unfounded obviously. >> they'llre a unfounded? >> yeah, absolutely. right now. you were a
i'm really focused, wrestling what jon has to say. i don't really pay attention, to be honest. >> kate confirmed to "gma" she's kept jon in the dark about the whereabouts of their 12-year-old son, colin. kate said colin is enrolled in a special program away from home. >> it was not really a choice, it was on the advice of his doctors, and it had to happen. >> colin may be living apart from the family, but he does appear in the new promo for the "kate plus...
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>> jon: no, no. >> stephen: everybody in the band is here. >> jon: i know. we made it. >> stephen:esh is here. the staff is here. everybody out there is here. it's amazing. ( cheers and applause ) this is-- nobody stops. nobody stops this show. it's a juggernaut. it's a juggernaut. ( laughter ) >> stephen: that's the right word, right, juggernaut? sure, why mott. as the host of a talk show, i wield enormous power. but as powerful as i am, there are those even more powerful than i. history's most merciless despots, like genghis khan vladimir putin, and angelina jolie. all of us have one thing in common: a vial of billy bob thornton's blood, and a big furry hat! ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) now that this hat is upon my head, any and all proclamations i make are now and forever law. let us begin. from now on, i'm allowed to use my phone in superhero movies to look up who everyone is and why they're so mad at each other. ( applause ) henceforth, the reality show "shark tank" must introduce at least one actual shark. ( applause ) i hereby decla
>> jon: no, no. >> stephen: everybody in the band is here. >> jon: i know. we made it. >> stephen:esh is here. the staff is here. everybody out there is here. it's amazing. ( cheers and applause ) this is-- nobody stops. nobody stops this show. it's a juggernaut. it's a juggernaut. ( laughter ) >> stephen: that's the right word, right, juggernaut? sure, why mott. as the host of a talk show, i wield enormous power. but as powerful as i am, there are those even more...
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thank you for that unrehearsed story, jon. >> jon: yes, indeed. thank you for listening. >> stephen: here's why i was getting into it. we have two stories tonight about the devil's weed. >> jon: that's right. >> stephen: a recent study has found that rats who were given t.h.c., the chemical found in marijuana, became cognitively lazy. the results will be publisin yeah, i saw that coming." ( laughter ) scientists reached their conclusions after giving rats the choice between an easy task to get less food and a harder task to get more food. here's what happened. they found when given t.h.c., the rats chose to sit on the couch and watch "bojack horseman." it's a good show. but the marijuana report that really surprised me is from the c.d.c. they found that middle-aged parents-- guys like me-- are now more likely to smoke weed than their teenaged kids. yeah, tune in, turn on, and crank up the npr! woo! consider all the things! consider all the things! ( applause ) wait, wait, do tell me! apparently, marijuana use among 12- to 17-year-olds actually fel
thank you for that unrehearsed story, jon. >> jon: yes, indeed. thank you for listening. >> stephen: here's why i was getting into it. we have two stories tonight about the devil's weed. >> jon: that's right. >> stephen: a recent study has found that rats who were given t.h.c., the chemical found in marijuana, became cognitively lazy. the results will be publisin yeah, i saw that coming." ( laughter ) scientists reached their conclusions after giving rats the choice...
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color="#ffff00">thank you, jon! color="#ffff00">what's up, jon? color="#ffff00">good to see ya. how are ya? ( audience chanting stephen ) please have a seat, everybody! you're too kind. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. well, i don't know-- ( cheers and applause ) i don't know if you heard the news yet, but, after nine years in prison, o.j. simpson was that's right, the juice is loose! ( audience reacts ) >> jon: wow... wow... >> stephen: i think they're chanting "juice!" o.j. got away. orenthal is soaring, y'all. finally, he has the opportunity to find the real killer. step one: buy a mirror. okay? >> jon: whoa! >> stephen: it'll help. say what you want about o.j., he never met with sergei kislyak. ( laughter ) unlike his buddy, here. that was back-- ( audience reacts ) come on, now! don't be too harsh. that was back in 1993, when it was still a coin toss which one of those guys would be president and which wo
thank you, jon! what's up, jon? good to see ya. how are ya? ( audience chanting stephen ) please have a seat, everybody! you're too kind. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. well, i don't know-- ( cheers and applause ) i don't know if you heard the news yet, but, after nine years in prison, o.j. simpson was that's right, the juice is loose! ( audience reacts ) >> jon: wow... wow... >> stephen: i think they're chanting "juice!" o.j. got...
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>> jon: everybody! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: tomorrow night we'll get the whole thing settled with sobbed tomorrow night and they will commit and help the kids. i would hate to think they wouldn't want to help the kids. >> jon: oh, man. >> stephen: that would be bad. >> stephen: you don't want to the last month with not having the charity thing with you and me. >> jon: yeah. >> stephen: they're athletes. >> jon: they can play. >> stephen: i know the president can play. biden looks like he's got ball. and between the two of us, e.r. a greatth -- you're a great athlete, i'm not an athlete and >> jon: that's correct one athlete! ? >> stephen: we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ) ? so, mr. harris, we have your fingerprints on the safe. so, what are we supposed to think? switching to geico could save you a bunch of money on car insurance. excellent point. case dismissed. geico. because saving fifteen percent or more on car insurance woo! because saving fifteen percent or more on car insuran
>> jon: everybody! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: tomorrow night we'll get the whole thing settled with sobbed tomorrow night and they will commit and help the kids. i would hate to think they wouldn't want to help the kids. >> jon: oh, man. >> stephen: that would be bad. >> stephen: you don't want to the last month with not having the charity thing with you and me. >> jon: yeah. >> stephen: they're athletes. >> jon: they can play. >>...
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jon huntsman, the former governor of utah, and u.s. ambassador to the people's republic of china, announced he also will seek to be the republican nominee to challenge barack obama 17 months from now. what does jon huntsman bring to the 2012 table? one, foreign policy. ambassador to singapore, appointed by george h.w. bush. ambassador to china, appointed by barack obama. two, executive branch, huntsman has served four u.s. presidents. three, moderate politics. huntsman is a supporter of green energy and equal rights for same-sex unions. that means he can steal independent votes from obama in the general election. those factors are the said that huntsman candidacy made plplplp why did huntsman declare his intention to declare his candidacy instead of just declaring his candidacy? pat buchanan? >> you got a couple separate headlines but is delaying long. he didn't show up for the new hampshire debate. john this, guy is the wends el wilkie of 2012. >> wilkie lost. >> well, he's the media candidate show being imposed upon the republican pa
jon huntsman, the former governor of utah, and u.s. ambassador to the people's republic of china, announced he also will seek to be the republican nominee to challenge barack obama 17 months from now. what does jon huntsman bring to the 2012 table? one, foreign policy. ambassador to singapore, appointed by george h.w. bush. ambassador to china, appointed by barack obama. two, executive branch, huntsman has served four u.s. presidents. three, moderate politics. huntsman is a supporter of green...
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hey, jon. our first guest tonight, you know our first guest. >> jon: oh, yes, indeed. >> stephen: harry connick jr., you know harry, right. >> jon: that's a bad, bad man. ( laughter ) bad as in good. very positive. >> stephen: i understand. >> jon: it's the jazz lingo. dig it, daddy-o. >> stephen: well, you know i'm louie armstr my first guest tonight is a grammy and emmy-winning musician, actor, and now talk show host. please welcome our friend harry connick jr. ♪ ♪ ( applause ) ♪ i like the way you smile >> thank you very much. thanks, man. thank you. >> stephen: welcome to the show! >> thanks. and before we get started, i can just say that, that guy, i've known jon batiste a long time. people ask me all time what i think about different musicians. maybe it was because of when i was a judge on "idol," they always want to know what i think. that guy is the real deal. he can. ( cheers and applause ) he is the real deal. and your band is amazing, too. ( applause ). >> stephen: i actually,
hey, jon. our first guest tonight, you know our first guest. >> jon: oh, yes, indeed. >> stephen: harry connick jr., you know harry, right. >> jon: that's a bad, bad man. ( laughter ) bad as in good. very positive. >> stephen: i understand. >> jon: it's the jazz lingo. dig it, daddy-o. >> stephen: well, you know i'm louie armstr my first guest tonight is a grammy and emmy-winning musician, actor, and now talk show host. please welcome our friend harry connick...
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>> jon: fats domino. >> stephen: fats domino. the great. >> jon: yes, amazing. new orleans own. >> stephen: "blueberry hill." >> jon: "blueberry hill." >> stephen: passed today at the ripe old age of 89 years old. fats will be wherever you may be, fats-- for making it to 89 with the nickname fats. that gives a lot of hope to us who don't really want to watch what we eat. >> jon: you can just go for it. >> stephen: he wasn't "slims domino. of he wasn't "let's do some crunches domino. of the he was" let's enjoy lunch dominoes. odominoes." here today, gone, like, in 89 years. you know, we talk a lot about donald trump on this show. don't know if you noticed. ( laughter ) but once in a while, it's nice to stop looking at all the horrible things trump is doing and focus, instead, on the horrible things his cabinet is doing. tonight we're doing that in a new segment we're calling "skeletons in the cabinet." that was a very direct little graphic we had there. >> jon: y >> stephen: "skeletons in the cabinet." a cabinet what, do you expect to be in there? a skeleton. ton
>> jon: fats domino. >> stephen: fats domino. the great. >> jon: yes, amazing. new orleans own. >> stephen: "blueberry hill." >> jon: "blueberry hill." >> stephen: passed today at the ripe old age of 89 years old. fats will be wherever you may be, fats-- for making it to 89 with the nickname fats. that gives a lot of hope to us who don't really want to watch what we eat. >> jon: you can just go for it. >> stephen: he wasn't...
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( cheers and applause ) jon, jon-- amazing. the people at home-- people at home didn't hear that whole thing. but these guys just burned the room to the ground just now. jon, you are totally in your element tonight. please tell us why the band seems to be twice its normal size tonight. >> jon: because it is. we've got preservation hall jazz band playing with us tonight! >> stephen: welcome to the show, gentlemen. good to see you. they'll be-- these fellas are going to be here all night long. they'll be playing some songs from preservation hall jazz band's new album, "so it is." "so it is." >> jon: yes. "so it is." so it will be. >> stephen: tow it is, so it was. so it ever shall upon opinion jon, you like ted talks? >> jon: i love ted talks. >> stephen: did you do ted talks. >> jon: i did. >> stephen: what was that about? >> jon: jazz, tre >> stephen: there it is. so it is. right now the reason i ask is the annual ted conference is happening in vancouver, and it kicked off yesterday with a surprise skyping in from none other th
( cheers and applause ) jon, jon-- amazing. the people at home-- people at home didn't hear that whole thing. but these guys just burned the room to the ground just now. jon, you are totally in your element tonight. please tell us why the band seems to be twice its normal size tonight. >> jon: because it is. we've got preservation hall jazz band playing with us tonight! >> stephen: welcome to the show, gentlemen. good to see you. they'll be-- these fellas are going to be here all...
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jon lapook is here to do just that. jon? >> reporter: katie, heat stroke is a serious condition that requires immediate medical attention, okay? most at risk, the very young or the elderly, those with underlying medical conditions. now, the symptoms include high temperature, usually over 103, nausea, dizziness, headache, confusion, even loss of consciousness. prevention: avoid the sun. best just stay inside in air conditioning. stay hydrated with water or electrolyte drinks, avoid alcohol and sugary drinks because they can dehydrate you. and wear a hat and light loose clothing. and, katie, i'll give you two tips. one is when you wake up, you're dehydrated. you've been asleep all night, you haven't been drinking water but you've been evaporating watt sore first thing in the morning drink plenty of fluids and second, an important warning sign, if you're not sweating when you expect to, your body can't sweat if it doesn't have enough spare fluid. >> couric: all right. dr. jon lapook, jon, thanks very much for those tips. and wh
jon lapook is here to do just that. jon? >> reporter: katie, heat stroke is a serious condition that requires immediate medical attention, okay? most at risk, the very young or the elderly, those with underlying medical conditions. now, the symptoms include high temperature, usually over 103, nausea, dizziness, headache, confusion, even loss of consciousness. prevention: avoid the sun. best just stay inside in air conditioning. stay hydrated with water or electrolyte drinks, avoid alcohol...
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have you gotten me anything, jon? >> jon: i can't tell you yet. we've got to wait till the time. >> stephen: you can't even tell me whether you got me something? i'm not asking what you got me. i got you something. >> jon: what did you get me? >> stephen: i'm not telling that's how it works! ( laughter ) no pressure. a lot to do at christmastime. got to guy presents, trim the tree, make the eggnog -- whatever eggnog is. i think there is egg in there. i'm not sure what nog is. tastes like bourbon and pancake batter, the consistency of it. >> jon: something like that. >> stephen: but one of my they're a wonderful way to tell your loved ones, "i went to the drug store." but even the best holiday cards had to start somewhere. somebody had to work hard to write them. so tonight we're going to look at some early drafts of greeting cards in our segment, "first drafts!" ( cheers and applause ) >> that's stupid! ( cheers and applause ) >> of course, long-time viewers of first we look at the first draft of something before it became the thing you know and l
have you gotten me anything, jon? >> jon: i can't tell you yet. we've got to wait till the time. >> stephen: you can't even tell me whether you got me something? i'm not asking what you got me. i got you something. >> jon: what did you get me? >> stephen: i'm not telling that's how it works! ( laughter ) no pressure. a lot to do at christmastime. got to guy presents, trim the tree, make the eggnog -- whatever eggnog is. i think there is egg in there. i'm not sure what...
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i was totally hooked into the jon corzine story. that story just infuriates me the more i hear about it. >> it gets bigger and bigger. $1.2 billion missing now. >> thanks a lot, jess. time for a break. the latest on the nuclear plant, it is getting things up and running. we'll tell you more about that and weather and traffic, too. >>> good morning. welcome back to 9news now. 4:45. a new day but the same kind of soggy focus we had yesterday. >> in fact, we're going to see more rain as we get into the afternoon and evening hours. not that you've seen enough. some of the rain could be heavy, especially in the northern suburbs as opposed to the southern suburbs. as we head into tonight, we may see a few thunderstorms in there for good measure. here is a look at the visibilities to start. yesterday, we had some fog, not as widespread this morning. we've got areas from gaithersburg down to dulles. could cause a few delays taking off this morning. winchester, 3/4 of a mile or less. western maryland, quarter mile at oakland. again, the visi
i was totally hooked into the jon corzine story. that story just infuriates me the more i hear about it. >> it gets bigger and bigger. $1.2 billion missing now. >> thanks a lot, jess. time for a break. the latest on the nuclear plant, it is getting things up and running. we'll tell you more about that and weather and traffic, too. >>> good morning. welcome back to 9news now. 4:45. a new day but the same kind of soggy focus we had yesterday. >> in fact, we're going to...
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jon batiste and "stay human" right there! ( cheers and applause ) jon, i'm really excited. we've got, coming up here, from "young sheldon," we have old sheldon jim parsons coming up here in a bit. >> jon: young sheldon, old sheldon. >> stephen: he plays the young version of himself. i totally believe he's nine years old. raw talent. if you don't know, already, we have a new book here late show" with stephen colbert. it's stephen colbert's midnight confessions. ( cheers and applause ) it is a steal. it's cheap. so fantastic. if you've never been to confession you will learn what confession is like. it's more fun than actual confession. you know what? this makes a great rosh hashannah present. if none of your jewish friends know what to atone for, it's made to order, a time saver, you're losing money if you don't buy this thing. >> jon: right. ( laughter ) i spend so much time upset about politics that sometimes it's nice to just take a break, relax for a second, and be hysterically depressed about something else. today that something is equifax. you guys know about equifax?
jon batiste and "stay human" right there! ( cheers and applause ) jon, i'm really excited. we've got, coming up here, from "young sheldon," we have old sheldon jim parsons coming up here in a bit. >> jon: young sheldon, old sheldon. >> stephen: he plays the young version of himself. i totally believe he's nine years old. raw talent. if you don't know, already, we have a new book here late show" with stephen colbert. it's stephen colbert's midnight...
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see if you can guess who this is, jon? >> jon: aaaah! >> stephen: that's our friend, jon batiste. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: yes! i know that kid. >> stephen: this is what jon looked like. this is what you looked like on our very first show. >> jon: yeah, yeah. >> stephen: doing 200 shows a year takes its toll. >> jon: yeah, that's right, that's right. >> stephen: this one i just-- o like, an hour ago or something like that. this was just this afternoon. okay, this is william jefferson clinton right there. looking pretty cool, leaning up against the car. can you get in closer than that? can you get even closer to that, show that? that's either bill clinton or fat baby elvis. not sure. either one. it's an honor. either one of those, it's an honor. and the last one i have here, this isn't actually a celebrity, but i want to show this one because it says here, "i'm not a celebrity, but i've been told i'm stephen colbert's long-lost sister. does that count?" let's attack a close enough shot. yes. i don't think-- don't think she looks li
see if you can guess who this is, jon? >> jon: aaaah! >> stephen: that's our friend, jon batiste. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: yes! i know that kid. >> stephen: this is what jon looked like. this is what you looked like on our very first show. >> jon: yeah, yeah. >> stephen: doing 200 shows a year takes its toll. >> jon: yeah, that's right, that's right. >> stephen: this one i just-- o like, an hour ago or something like that. this was just...
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>> stephen: jon, jon, jon are you excited? >> jon: yeah. >> stephen: are you excited about >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: thank you very much. you're too kind. you're too kind. jon, are you excited-- are you excited about summer taking off here bstarting up the summer? >> jon: oh, yeah, i'm looking forward to it, man. i love summer, it's my favorite. >> and the end of the school year. >> jon: it i it is. >> stephen: and last week i understand you gave the commencement address at salve regina university college. what did you say to the kids? what was your message of hope and leadership? >> jon: i said you have to figure out who you are, who you want to be, and who you can help along the way. that was my theme. >> stephen: that's nice. ( applause ) yeah, yeah. we like to help people. we leak to help people on this show. >> jon: oh, yeah, yeah. >> stephen: we try to, we try to. we do, we do. >> stephen: and we would like to help some of
>> stephen: jon, jon, jon are you excited? >> jon: yeah. >> stephen: are you excited about >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: thank you very much. you're too kind. you're too kind. jon, are you excited-- are you excited about summer taking off here bstarting up the summer? >> jon: oh, yeah, i'm looking forward to it, man. i love summer, it's my favorite. >> and the end of the school year. >> jon: it i it is. >> stephen: and...